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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#because #best #dad #david #friends

But most good movies have a gun in them. ↗

— David Sedaris

#good movies #gun #most #movies #them

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#attractive people #because #choose #i #i can

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#because #being #being responsible #conversation #depressing

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#into #leave #me #part #perfect

My characters always like themselves. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#characters #like #themselves

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#along #always #father #good #good relationship

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean? ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#cult #cult thing #expected #hired #i

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#channel #cover #festival #great #i

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#check #get #i #i do #little