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#vampire

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #vampire




I’m conflicted. On one hand, I want to stay in and catch up on The Vampire Diaries, but there’s this really awesome restaurant I’ve been wanting to try out.


Jessica Sorensen


#funny #jessica-sorensen #the-vampire-diaries #funny

She looks at me with wide eyes, delight and joy evident, sitting forward, “They are dreaming? You watch dreams? Movie is dream?


Poppet


#vampire-romance #dreams

I happen to like vampires more than zombies.


Martin Scorsese


#i #like #more #than #vampires

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.


David Sedaris


#i #liked #movie #right #swedish

There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created.


Guillermo del Toro


#been #breed #created #just #levels

Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?


Rachel Caine


#funny #morganville-vampires #funny

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.


Stephenie Meyer


#funny #twilight #vampire #funny

I start to cross the street, stop, turn back. "You are not what I thought." He smiles. A devastatingly beautiful smile. I race across the street to my apartment building, to home, to safety. Because that smile scares me for reasons I can't explain. I only know that it makes me want to see him smile again.


J.A. London


#romance #vampires #beauty

My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.


Elle Jasper


#humor #vampire #war #humor

He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin






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