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Not my daughter, you bitch!


J.K. Rowling


#molly-weasley-anger #anger

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding. "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him. "Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-" "-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #percy-weasley #self-importance #teasing #family

I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.


J.K. Rowling


#family

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #george-weasley #weasley #weasley-twins #death

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #humor #humor

You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me.


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #humor

You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!' screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same exhilarated laugh her cousin Sirius had given as he toppled backwards through the veil, and suddenly Harry knew what was going to happen before it did. Molly's curse soared beneath Bellatrix's outstretched arm and hit her squarely in the chest, directly over her heart. Bellatrix's gloating smile froze, her eyes seemed to bulge: for the tiniest space of time she knew what had happened, and then she toppled, and the watching crowd roared, and Voldemort screamed.


J.K. Rowling


#molly-weasley #voldemort #death

Accio Brain!


J.K. Rowling


#brain






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