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Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #death

Ron's ears turned bright red and he become engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he prodded with his toe 'he must've known I'd run out on you'. 'No', Harry corrected him, 'He must've known you'd always want to come back


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #death

...and your hair is much too long, Ronald, for a moment I thought you were Ginevra.


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #death

There's the silver lining I'm looking for.


J.K. Rowling


#death

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossiblity, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying -


J.K. Rowling


#weasley #death

Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #friendship

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #humor #humor

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.


J.K. Rowling


#twins #weasley #education

This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, still breathing hard. “You’re quite sure of that, are you, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, with a touch more defiance. “This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?” “Yes,” said Harry firmly. “Then why,” asked Snape, “does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?” Harry’s heart missed a beat. “That’s my nickname,” he said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #potions #ron-weasley #severus-snape #humor






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