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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.


J.K. Rowling


#george-weasley #humor #molly-weasley #toilet #humor

An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #ron-weasley #snape #unbreakable-vow

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – " "Plumbers?" " – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #plumber #weasley #humor

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.


J.K. Rowling


#plant #ron-weasley #humor

Ginny, listen . . . I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.” “It’s for some stupid, noble reason, isn’t it?


J.K. Rowling


#humor #noble #humor

Ginny, listen...I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together." "It's for some stupid noble reason isn't it?" "It's been like...like something out of someone else's life these last few weeks with you. But I can't...we can't...I've got to do things alone now. Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used you as bait once, and that was just because you were my best friend's sister. Think how much danger you'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get me through you." "What if I don't care?" "I care. How do you think I'd feel if this was your funeral...and it was my fault...


J.K. Rowling


#ginny-weasley #harry-potter #love #voldemort #life

Yeah, we’ll call you,” muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, “if we ever need someone mental.


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #prison

But you've been too busy saving the Wizarding world. Well ... I can't say I'm surprised. I knew this would happen in the end. I knew you wouldn't be happy unless you were hunting Voldemort. Maybe that's why I like you so much.


J.K. Rowling


#business






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