#weasley

It's a damn sight harder making stuff up when you're under stress than you'd think. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death

There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ron-weasley #death

Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#percy-weasley #death

Not my daughter, you bitch! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#molly-weasley-anger #anger

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#percy-weasley #ron-weasley #death

Pathetic," he (Fred) told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor, you go with 'holey'? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#fred-weasley #george-weasley #hole #joke #death

This isn't your average book, it's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. IF only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with... Well Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ron-weasley #death

Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death