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IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #death

Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut." Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #death

Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker towards Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half-raised his arms. Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!' “You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!” She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced. “You — crawl — back — here — after — weeks — and — weeks — oh, where’s my wand?” She looked as though ready to wrestle it out of Harry’s hands and he reacted instinctively. “Protego!


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #ron-weasley #death

And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?


J.K. Rowling


#death

Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #death

Ron's ears turned bright red and he become engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he prodded with his toe 'he must've known I'd run out on you'. 'No', Harry corrected him, 'He must've known you'd always want to come back


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #death

...and your hair is much too long, Ronald, for a moment I thought you were Ginevra.


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #death

There's the silver lining I'm looking for.


J.K. Rowling


#death

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #marshmallow #ron-weasley #dreams






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