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I knew it! I knew it! ” “Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!” This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. “The what?” said Harry and Ron. “Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #philosopher-s-stone #ron-weasley #humor

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – " "Plumbers?" " – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #plumber #weasley #humor

Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?" "Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said. "That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley. "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags. "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.


J.K. Rowling


#humor

So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #ron-weasley #humor

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

There you go, Harry!” Ron shouted over the noise. “You weren’t being thick after all — you were showing moral fiber!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #ron-weasley #humor

No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #out-of-character #quips #ron-weasley

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #ron-weasley #death

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...


J.K. Rowling


#ferret #harry-potter #ron-weasley #memory






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