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Accio Brain!


J.K. Rowling


#brain

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.


J.K. Rowling


#draco-malfoy #harry-potter #neville-longbottom #ron-weasley #stupidity

Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #ron-weasley #girl

Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he’s supposed to be our teacher!" Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. "Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic you foul—you evil—" "Hermione!" said Ron weakly and he tried to grab her hand as she swung it back. "Get off Ron!" Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for instructions, thoroughly bewildered. "C’mon," Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three of them had disappeared into the passageway to the dungeons. "Hermione!" Ron said again, sounding both stunned and impressed.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #malfoy #ron-weasley #strength

You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?


J.K. Rowling


#george-weasley #ron-weasley #family

Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #kiss #love #ron-weasley #dating

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.


J.K. Rowling


#fame #harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...


J.K. Rowling


#ferret #harry-potter #ron-weasley #memory

And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!' Ron yelled.


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #death

Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.


J.K. Rowling


#george-weasley #humor #percy-weasley #prefect #humor






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