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The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossiblity, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying -


J.K. Rowling


#weasley #death

Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #friendship

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.


J.K. Rowling


#weasley-twins #funny

You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. “They really know their stuff. . . .” “Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly. “No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#funny #george-weasley #useless-talents #funny

Yeah,” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . .” “And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong.


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harry-potter #o-w-l-s #ron-weasley #funny

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #humor #humor

What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #trust

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harrypotter #lol #safety #weasley

Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #kiss #love #ron-weasley #dating

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.


J.K. Rowling


#fame #harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death






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