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Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!



Jarod Kintz


#civilization #civilized #culture #funny #gun

One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, "I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle." Without looking at me he said, "You can capture rain in a bottle. Some people call that water.


Jarod Kintz


#orafoura #weather #funny

I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine later, we decided the weather was just too unpredictable, and we parted ways.


Bauvard


#friendship #funny #humor #weather #friendship

In my opinion, too much attention to weather makes for instability of character.


Elizabeth Goudge


#humor #weather #humor

I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.



Jarod Kintz


#make-love #rain #sex #shower #substitute

For the sight of the angry weather saddens my soul and the sight of the town, sitting like a bereaved mother beneath layers of ice, oppresses my heart.


Kahlil Gibran


#weather #nature

A small and sinister snow seems to be coming down relentlessly at present. The radio says it is eventually going to be sleet and rain, but I don't think so; I think it is just going to go on and on, coming down, until the whole world...etc. It has that look.


Edward Gorey


#rain #sleet #snow #weather #england

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it.


Tony Hillerman


#order #patterns #rain #randomness #weather

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.


Mark Twain


#different #different kinds #hours #i #inside

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.


Pam Brown


#calls #completely #drying #every #just






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