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When I was a teacher, teachers would come into my classroom and admire my desk on which lay nothing whatever, whereas theirs were heaped with papers and books. ↗


— Norman MacCaig


#books #classroom #come #desk #heaped

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#everybody #i #i always #identical #joke

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#does #funny #guys #i #just

I never had a job. I bought my first house within a year of getting out of school, and I built a custom one four and a half years later. The Art Center didn't teach much about business, but I learned a lot from the Fortune 500 companies that were my clients. ↗


— Richard MacDonald


#art #bought #built #business #center

As I stood there absorbing Hammett's novel, the slot machines at the back of the shop were clanking and whirring, and in the billiard room upstairs the perpetual poker game was being played. ↗


— Ross MacDonald


#being #game #i #machines #novel

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. ↗


— Seth MacFarlane


#funny #hours #jokes #more #morning

I've always loved animals and I always thought that they were, if not better, then the absolute equal of any two legged creature that God ever created. ↗


— Ali MacGraw


#always #any #better #created #creature

Basically we just created our own label, but again we just did it to document our own music and create our own thing, so the major labels were just always out of our picture, we're not interested. ↗


— Ian MacKaye


#always #basically #create #created #did

In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre. ↗


— Ed Markey


#corrupt #groups #human #human rights #hundreds

I totally heard by chance that they were doing the casting for a James Bond movie, and that one of the auditions was taking place in Paris. So I tried myself to contact every name involved in the movie I could possibly find on the IMDb! ↗


— Berenice Marlohe


#bond #bond movie #casting #chance #contact






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