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She warned me about Mr. Herondale, though, said he’d likely be rude to me, and familiar. She said I could be rude right back, that nobody would mind.” “Someone ought to be rude to him. He’s rude enough to everyone else. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Mr. Branwell and Mr. Carstairs seem to have no problem cleaning their boots,” Sophie said, looking darkly from Will to Tessa. “Perhaps you could learn from their example.” “Perhaps,” said Will. “But I doubt it.” Sophie scowled, and started off along the corridor again, her shoulders tightly set with indignation. Tessa looked at Will in amazement. “What was that?” Will shrugged lazily. “Sophie enjoys pretending she doesn’t like me.” “Doesn’t like you? She hates you! ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#sophie #tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

This boy was so far out of my league it was embarrassing. I found myself staring at him, trying to find some minute flaw that might justify dragging him back to my level. Finding nothing, I decided that having a dimple on only one cheek was practically a deformity. ↗


— G.J. Walker-Smith


#perfection #saving-wishes #humor

Anyone that looked like that wouldn't need to tie up girls and imprison them in order to get them to marry him ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #young-adult #humor

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger," mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his carful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. "I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender. ↗


— Erin Hunter


#graypaw #humor #into-the-wild #humor

Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine's 'genuphobia'. It means an unreasonable fear of knees." "What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?" inqired Jessamine. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#humor #ignorance #intelligence #wisdom #humor

It’s that I think Will is angry with me,” Tessa explained. “So whatever he told you—” He laughed. “Will is angry with everyone,” he said. “I don’t let it color my judgment. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jem-castairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#jars #orgasm-orgasms #sex #wish #humor

If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are. ↗


— Thomas Hobbes


#witty #humor






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