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I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about being an author - standing there at your mother's funeral, but you don't switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#author #being #both #funeral #i

It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in God's waiting room. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#centuries #die #god #healthier #help

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch. ↗


— J. B. Priestley


#age #before #changes #day #disillusioned

Listen with grace, with no judgment, without imposing the law. ↗


— Joseph Prince


#imposing #judgment #law #listen #without

There's this thing called compulsory licensing law that allows artists through the record companies to take your music at will without your permission. ↗


— Prince


#artists #called #companies #compulsory #law

Without going to what I think is my limit. I always say that my ideal is to get pole with the minimum effort, and to win the race at the slowest speed possible. ↗


— Alain Prost


#effort #get #going #i #i always

Every reader finds himself. The writer's work is merely a kind of optical instrument that makes it possible for the reader to discern what, without this book, he would perhaps never have seen in himself. ↗


— Marcel Proust


#discern #every #finds #himself #instrument

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone. ↗


— Ernie Pyle


#bath #enough #even #fleas #go

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. ↗


— Criss Jami


#being-yourself #clever #differences #everyone #funny

The site I landed on feels much more isolated than it really is; it's almost magical. Within its limited radius, there was a whole range of the local ecology. ↗


— Martin Puryear


#ecology #feels #i #isolated #landed






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