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One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast withers as rapidly; and that which grows slow endures. ↗


— J. G. Holland


#endures #fast #grows #one thing #rapidly

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment. ↗


— Judy Holliday


#attention #audience #blonde #dumb #equipment

We are linked by blood, and blood is memory without language. ↗


— Joyce Carol Oates


#language #linked #memory #without

A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end. “Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ” Silence. Then dial tone. These younger demons. So easily discouraged. ↗


— Josh Lanyon


#funny #witty #funny

We can no more do without spirituality than we can do without food, shelter, or clothing. ↗


— Ernest Holmes


#clothing #food #more #shelter #spirituality

Prayer is a thought, a belief, a feeling, arising within the mind of the one praying. ↗


— Ernest Holmes


#belief #feeling #mind #prayer #praying

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. ↗


— Oliver Wendell Holmes


#any #conscious #each #face #friend

Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. ↗


— Oliver Wendell Holmes


#dozen #finds #fish #full #memory

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter. ↗


— Russel Honore


#dead #hitting #i #reporter #swing

It is plain that, when it comes to inferior officers, Congress itself can pass a law sending these nominees to the President with him having the authority to put them on the bench without the advice and consent of the Senate. ↗


— John Jay Hooker


#authority #bench #comes #congress #consent






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