#wit

All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something like that. I feel like she has fans, gay, straight, bi, who would throw themselves off a building for her. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#building #fans #feel #followers #gaga

Without adversity a person hardly knows whether they are honest or not. ↗

— Henry Fielding

#hardly #honest #knows #person #whether

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.' ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bosses #due #four #hey #i

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bully #comedy #comic #every #feedback

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#believe #bought #characters #funny #guy

The trouble with being a ghostwriter or artist is that you must remain rather anonymously without credit. If one wants the credit, one has to cease being a ghost and become a leader or innovator. ↗

— Bob Kane

#artist #become #being #cease #credit

Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. ↗

— Immanuel Kant

#awe #law #me #moral #moral law

Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's intelligence without the guidance of another. ↗

— Immanuel Kant

#guidance #immaturity #incapacity #intelligence #use

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. ↗

— Immanuel Kant

#blind #intellectual #mere #play #theory

A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose. ↗