#woman

I long to play a judge. I long to play a lesbian woman. I long to play a councilman, someone with some chutzpah. ↗

— Lupe Ontiveros

#judge #lesbian #long #play #some

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me. ↗

— Roy Orbison

#got #i #i think #me #mean

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy. ↗

— Roy Orbison

#could #good #i #look #mercy

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. ↗

— Ginnetta Correli

#death #humor #lady #life #woman

Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

#baby #bisexual #come #domino #down

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest. ↗

— Caroline Rhea

#because #been #contest #diabetes #got

Thanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition! ↗

— Cecile Richards

#condition #longer #obama #pre-existing #president

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. ↗

— Chris Rock

#looks #near #she #sixteen #tells

The best present a man can give a woman is his undivided attention. ↗