Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#women

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #women




I know that she deserves the best and purest love the heart of man can offer," said Mrs. Maylie; "I know that the devotion and affection of her nature require no ordinary return, but one that shall be deep and lasting.


Charles Dickens


#love #women #love

I don't understand women that call themselves a "bitch". It doesn't empower a woman. Rather, it reveals to everyone that you were deeply hurt at one time. Because of the pain your still carrying, you will continue to hurt anyone that reminds you of those moments when you let your guard down and where fooled. Sadly, it sends a clear message to the observant that you still are hurt. If only women would realize that "we all" have moments of stupidity then they would stop comparing themselves to the masses.


Shannon L. Alder


#gossip #perspective #self-esteem #women #gossip

I think I may boast myself to be, with all possible vanity, the most unlearned and uninformed female who ever dared to be an authoress.


Jane Austen


#women-writers #vanity

Haven't you noticed that we women daydream infinitely less than you men? We can't anticipate pleasure in our imagination or keep suffering out our lives with some imaginary consolation.Whatever is,is.Imagintion! It's so paltry!Yes,when you've grown older,as I have,you occasionally make do with the poor comedy of the imagination.


Jens Peter Jacobsen


#imagination

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because they imagine it is the only thing that stops women laughing at them. In it they can reduce women to the status of objects. That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see relationships between objects. Whether the objects need each other, love each other, match each other. It is an extra dimension of feeling we men are without and one that makes war abhorrent to all real women - and absurd. I will tell you what war is. War is a psychosis caused by an inability to see relationships.


John Fowles


#gender-identity #men #war #women #imagination

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle


Josh Stern


#humor-funny-absurd #me #need #reason #women

Woman was domesticated so that man could be tamed. When will we unite and rise up against the livestock?


Bauvard


#domesticity #funny #humor #livestock #love

If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what she wants. If she hasn’t heard my wit, felt my charm, how could I appeal to her? I’m no Brad Pitt. So what is she after? Most likely it’s my horse cock.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #women #funny

I want to be more than a rose in my husband's lapel.


Margaret Trudeau


#marriage #women #life

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #money #random






back to top