#women

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#men #witchcraft #witches #women #humor

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #men #women #humor

Better to be strong than pretty and useless. ↗

— Lilith Saintcrow

#inspirational #pretty #strength #women #inspirational

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#women

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. ↗

— Scott Adams

#differently #exactly #handicapped #mentally #reason

Our men and women in our armed forces are the real heroes in this conflict. ↗

— Wayne Allard

#armed forces #conflict #forces #heroes #men

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#men #women #humor

All beautiful women are murderers. You've probably heard it said before. ↗

— Mike Lester

#women-and-men #beauty

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside. ↗

— Mary Kay Ash

#great #how #inside #just #know

There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. ↗

— Lord Amherst

#easy #farming #losing #money #most