#woo

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later. ↗

— Richard Roeper

#competing #find #golf #later #masters

We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight. ↗

— Roy Rogers

#back #far #had #pipe #sunlight

People in Hollywood are going make pictures where ever it's the least expensive to make them. ↗

— Wayne Rogers

#expensive #going #hollywood #least #make

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. ↗

— Will Rogers

#evidently #full #hollywood #learned #people

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. ↗

— Will Rogers

#enough #fast #hollywood #night #olympics

Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#days #everybody #excuse #hollywood #left

I was supposed to be a romancer, either wooing the leading lady or competing with the leading man for her. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#either #her #i #lady #leading

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#believe #born #change #day #february

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart. ↗

— George A. Romero

#bucks #fail #fart #film #film industry

A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus. “I’m Gabriel.” Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#gabriel-lightwood #magnus-bane #magnus-bane