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Sensitive," I tried. Sam translated: "Squishy." "Creative." "Dangerously emo." "Thoughtful." "Feng shui." I laughed so hard I snorted. "How do you get feng shui out of 'thoughtful'?" "You know, because in feng shui, you arrange furniture and plants and stuff in thoughtful ways." Sam shrugged. "To make you calm. Zenlike. Or something. I'm not one hundred percent sure how it all works, besides the thoughtful part. ↗


— Maggie Stiefvater


#humor #word-association #humor

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#life #love #misheard-words #humor

Up and down," Meera would sigh sometimes as they walked, "then down and up. Then up and down again. I hate these stupid mountains of yours, Prince Bran." "Yesterday you said you loved them." "Oh, I do. My lord father told me about mountains, but I never saw one till now. I love them more than I can say." Bran made a face at her. "But you just said you hated them." "Why can't it be both?" Meera reached up to pinch his nose. "Because they're different," he insisted. "Like night and day, or ice and fire." "If ice can burn," said Jojen in his solemn voice, "then love and hate can mate. Mountain or marsh, it makes no matter. The land is one." "One," his sister agreed, "but over wrinkled. ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#asoiaf #fantasy #grrm #love

But...what if I mistime it?" Gilan smiled widely. "Well, in that case, I'll probably lop your head off your shoulders." Horace and Gilan ↗


— John Flanagan


#horace #humor #ranger-s-apprentice #sword-fighting #humor

My Quotes are about who I truly am, as a person, a professional and a human being. I have no time for regression, for vindictiveness, or ulterior motives. Those things are for the insecure. ↗


— Emma Paul


#motivational

Words can be twisted into any shape. Promises can be made to lull the heart and seduce the soul. In the final analysis, words mean nothing. They are labels we give things in an effort to wrap our puny little brains around their underlying natures, when ninety-nine percent of the time the totality of the reality is an entirely different beast. The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. ↗


— Karen Marie Moning


#labels #promises #reality #silence #soul

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys. ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#a-storm-of-swords #game-of-thrones #humor #humorous-quotes #jaime-lannister

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. ↗


— Derek Landy


#crossword-puzzles #humor #humorous #laziness #retirement

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. ↗


— Derek Landy


#combat #duel #dueling #humor #humorous

So blue is a name ” “It is a word. Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts. There are seven words that will make a person love you. There are ten words that will break a strong man's will. But a word is nothing but a painting of a fire. A name is the fire itself. ↗


— Patrick Rothfuss


#love






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