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#wordplay

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wordplay




Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.


Mark Twain


#wordplay #animals

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.


Neil Gaiman


#humorous #wordplay #humor

Now me,” said Mr. Vandemar. “What number am I thinking of?” “I beg your pardon?” “What number am I thinking of?” repeated Mr. Vandemar. “It’s between one and a lot,” he added, helpfully.


Neil Gaiman


#wordplay #funny

The oppressed grows weightless: doze/n th/rough c/and/or man/aged leg/ions stud/ents


A.R. Ammons


#age

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?


George Carlin


#freedom

Everyone lives in two worlds,” Maggie said, speaking in an absentminded sort of way while she studied her letters. “There’s the real world, with all its annoying facts and rules. In the real world, there are things that are true and things that aren’t. Mostly the real world s-s-s-suh-sucks. But everyone also lives in the world inside their own head. An inscape, a world of thought. In a world made of thought—in an inscape—every idea is a fact. Emotions are as real as gravity. Dreams are as powerful as history. Creative people, like writers, and Henry Rollins, spend a lot of their time hanging out in their thoughtworld. S-s-strong creatives, though, can use a knife to cut the stitches between the two worlds, can bring them together. Your bike. My tiles. Those are our knives.


Joe Hill


#creative-process #creative-thinking #friendship #scrabble #wordplay

What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.


Lewis Carroll


#funny

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!


Dorothy Parker


#quip #tonight #wordplay #short-story






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