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These two oo in "book" are like the two eyes of a reader who fell in love with a story.


Stefanos Livos


#books-reading #literature #passion #reading #word

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!


Dorothy Parker


#quip #tonight #wordplay #short-story

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#evidence #medicine #quip #wordplay #medicine

Your friends are all the dullest dogs I know. They are not beautiful: they are only decorated. They are not clean: they are only shaved and starched. They are not dignified: they are only fashionably dressed. They are not educated: they are only college passmen. They are not religious: they are only pewrenters. They are not moral: they are only conventional. They are not virtuous: they are only cowardly. They are not even vicious: they are only “frail.” They are not artistic: they are only lascivious. They are not prosperous: they are only rich. They are not loyal, they are only servile; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public spirited, only patriotic; not courageous, only quarrelsome; not determined, only obstinate; not masterful, only domineering; not self-controlled, only obtuse; not self-respecting, only vain; not kind, only sentimental; not social, only gregarious; not considerate, only polite; not intelligent, only opinionated; not progressive, only factious; not imaginative, only superstitious; not just, only vindictive; not generous, only propitiatory; not disciplined, only cowed; and not truthful at all: liars every one of them, to the very backbone of their souls.


George Bernard Shaw


#wordplay #beauty

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.


Neil Gaiman


#humorous #wordplay #humor

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.


Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media






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