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There are four on whose pots the Holy One, blessed he, knocked, only to find them filled with piss, and these are they: Adam, Cain, the wicked Balaam, and Hezekiah." Again, an abrupt transposition from the divine to the domestic, from upper to lowly spheres, occurs in the midrash. The homely image of the Holy One knocking on pots apparently derives from the practice of tapping on a clay or earthen pot to hear its ring in order to decide if it is worthy of holding wine. In current Hebrew usage, the expression 'to assess or gauge someone's pot' still denotes taking in the measure of a person's character. From Adam's answer to God, we learn that he turned out to be a pisspot.


Shuli Barzilai


#humor #wordplay #home

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.


Dorothy Parker


#lingerie #wordplay #humor

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.


Groucho Marx


#love

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#evidence #medicine #quip #wordplay #medicine

I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!


Brian Celio


#humbert #humor #salinger #wordplay #humor

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail!


Benjamin Franklin


#planning #wordplay #inspirational






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