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#wordplay

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If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail!


Benjamin Franklin


#planning #wordplay #inspirational

Easily found, easily gathered, lives were the small change of this world, and if you lost a few, it didn't matter; there were always more.


Salman Rushdie


#change

Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!


Steven Erikson


#banaschar #drunk #explanations #funny #hellian

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Dorothy Parker


#sex #wordplay #change

Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.


Groucho Marx


#love

These two oo in "book" are like the two eyes of a reader who fell in love with a story.


Stefanos Livos


#books-reading #literature #passion #reading #word

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.


Dorothy Parker


#fancy #raisins #terrible #wordplay #bad

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.


Adam Young


#sea #valentine #wordplay #originality






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