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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wordplay
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight! ↗
— Dorothy Parker
#quip #tonight #wordplay #short-story
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely. ↗
— Adam Young
#sea #valentine #wordplay #originality
It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck. ↗
— Neil Gaiman
#humorous #wordplay #humor
Noses run. Feet smell. ↗
— Teresa Monachino
#funny #teresa-monahcino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny
Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! ↗
— Lewis Carroll
#alice-in-wonderland #door #funny #humor #wordplay
If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail! ↗
— Benjamin Franklin
#planning #wordplay #inspirational
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. ↗
— Milton Berle
#wordplay #men
I'm amazed at how amazing amazing artists are... truly amazing! ↗
— Stuart Blythe
#artists #fun #music #wordplay #music
You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you. ↗
— Criss Jami
#best #clever #condescension #humble #humility
Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks. ↗
— Barbara Kingsolver
#wordplay #food