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Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. ↗


— Howard Mittelmark


#on-writing #sex #humor

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. ↗


— Lori R. Lopez


#books #eccentric #humor #offbeat #quirky

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday. ↗


— Mark Twain


#humor #writing #humor

My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her "Husbands and Brothers" page on "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing". I believe in encouraging aunts, when deserving; and, as there are many worse eggs than her knocking about the metrop, I had consented blithely. But I give you my honest word that if I had had the foggiest notion of what I was letting myself in for, not even a nephew's devotion would have kept me from giving her the raspberry. A deuce of a job it had been, taxing the physique to the utmost. I don't wonder now that all these author blokes have bald heads and faces like birds who have suffered. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #writing #humor

I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just trying to write a damn book. ↗


— Christian Marotti


#books #humor #writing #humor

I go with the flow but I write against it. ↗


— Tamara Jasmine Burrell


#writing #humor

Writing is my life. Life is my hobby. ↗


— Emma Lai


#writing-life #humor

... The Book is more important than your plans for it. You have to go with what works for The Book ~ if your ideas appear hollow or forced when they are put on paper, chop them, erase them, pulverise them and start again. Don't whine when things are not going your way, because they are going the right way for The Book, which is more important. The show must go on, and so must The Book. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#books #creative-process #creativity #editing #editing-humor

You are lucky to be one of those people who wishes to build sand castles with words, who is willing to create a place where your imagination can wander. We build this place with the sand of memories; these castles are our memories and inventiveness made tangible. So part of us believes that when the tide starts coming in, we won't really have lost anything, because actually only a symbol of it was there in the sand. Another part of us thinks we'll figure out a way to divert the ocean. This is what separates artists from ordinary people: the belief, deep in our hearts, that if we build our castles well enough, somehow the ocean won't wash them away. I think this is a wonderful kind of person to be. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#writer #writers #writing #imagination

Every good writer I know needs to go into some deep, quiet place to do work that is fully imagined. And what the Internet brings is lots of vulgar data. It is the antithesis of the imagination. It leaves nothing to the imagination. ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#internet #writing #imagination






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