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I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#funnier #funny #funny guy #guy #i

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#alone #guy #i #keep #kind

When in Rome, do as you done in Milledgeville. ↗

— Flannery O'Connor

#rome #you

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#different #experience #kids #spouse #your

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#football #i #never #playing #professional

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#feeling #laugh #little #little girls #making

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#about #been #belt #courtroom #faster

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#become #coolest #end #especially #going

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#funny #get #getting #going #great

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#nuts #say #sit #start #you