#yankees

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#facebook #hacking #humour #new-york-yankees #sport

The Yankees have better starting pitchers than Arizona. Arizona just has two... the Yanks have four. ↗

— Keith Hernandez

#better #four #just #pitchers #starting

Everybody says we hated the Yankees. We didn't hate the Yankees. We just hated the way they beat us. ↗

— Al Lopez

#everybody #hate #hated #just #says

I've played for teams that were family-oriented organizations. They made you feel like family. The Yankees are strictly a business. Baseball is your life and everything else is secondary. ↗

— Gary Sheffield

#business #else #everything #family #feel

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. ↗

— George Steinbrenner

#lisa #mona #owning #yankees

I am a die-hard Red Sox fan, and yes, I dated a Yankee fan. I know I should be kicked out of The Nation for that, but I couldn’t help it. He was way too charming back then. ↗

— Monica Alexander

#yankees #dating

So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting. ↗

— Bert Campaneris

#get #play #really #yankees

At least, in this situation, I know my chances of coming back could be slim because of the young talent the Yankees do have. ↗

— Johnny Damon

#because #chances #coming #could #i

True Yankees are born, not made. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#made #true #yankees

The south produced statesmen and soldiers, planters and doctors and lawyers and poets, but certainly no engineers and mechanics. Let Yankees adopt such low callings. ↗

— Margaret Mitchell

#certainly #doctors #engineers #lawyers #low