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Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.


Tom Upton


#teen #teenager #young-adult #humor

Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool. 'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball


Justin Halpern


#keeping-your-cool #humor

I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.


E.J. Stevens


#paranormal #paranormal-romance #urban-fantasy #young-adult #humor

I'd always hoped that when i said 'I Love You' to a girl, she'd say 'I Know' like Leia did to Han in Return Of The Jedi


Cassandra Clare


#i-love-you #simon-lewis #star-wars #love

I don't lie to you," Alan said. "I lie WITH you." Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing. Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#young-adult #humor

She walks a tightrope between psycho and smokin'.


Daniel Marks


#young-adult-paranormal #humor

When the light at Vernon turned green, we stepped into the street and George grabbed my hand and the ghosts of our younger selves crossed with us.


Aimee Bender


#memory #past #youth #love

Just ask him how he did it He'll say, pull up a seat It'll only take a minute To tell you everything Be a best friend, tell the truth Overuse "I love you," Go to work, do your best Don't outsmart your common sense Never let your prayin' knees get lazy And love like crazy


Tim James & Doug Johnson


#love #prayer #success #work #work-ethic

This is my first real memory of James. In every memory before that, he’s just a flash of color, a warm body with a blurred face, a comforting voice begging me not to die. When he planted himself between our father and me that day, an eight-year-old with small fists clenched at his sides, I think I fell in love with my brother.


Kate Avelynn


#issues #new-adult #young-adult #love

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.


Jerry Seinfeld


#am #anything #busy #cuts #doing






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