Finley Peter Dunne

Trust everybody, but always cut the cards. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#humor

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#library #libry #humor

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#cannibals #classified #eat #like #look

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#does #facts #fanatic #knew #lord

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#lie #most #profitable #purpose #worst

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#life #money #most #need #never

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#bachelors #considerate #get #get married #good

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#appeal #ask #contempt #court #show

Don't jump on a man unless he is down. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#jump #man #unless

Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. ↗

— Finley Peter Dunne

#afflicted #comfort #comfortable