#you

Give to everyone who begs from you; and of him who takes away your goods do not ask them again. And as you wish that men would do to you, do so to them. ↗

— Jesus Christ

#ask #away #begs #everyone #give

You learn something when you don't play well, and I figure that helping people, it makes me very, very happy. ↗

— Yani Tseng

#happy #helping #helping people #i #learn

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. ↗

— Al Yankovic

#being #father #happy #life #living

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ↗

— George Carlin

#belief #die #gets #goes #roof

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ↗

— George Carlin

#born #freak #front #get #row

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ↗

— George Carlin

#confused #evil #forces #house #may

Marimba is much more of a wood-type experience and there is no real possibility of getting a dry sound, and getting that contrast in the same way that you can in a vibraphone. ↗

— Evelyn Glennie

#dry #experience #getting #more #much

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. ↗

— George Carlin

#candy #chocolate #eating #feeling #know

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ↗

— George Carlin

#beat #beaten #them #you

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ↗

— George Carlin

#before #does #get #mean #you