#you

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#i #inexpensive #know #married #marvelous

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#christmas #early #lose #mail #office

She's leaving when the president has one of the highest approval ratings on record. From here, it can only go down. And when it does, you know who they're going to blame. They're gonna blame Andy Card! ↗

— Andrew Card

#approval #blame #card #does #down

You shouldn't presume that all quotes that are in a magazine or a newspaper are accurate. ↗

— Andrew Card

#magazine #newspaper #presume #quotes #you

Yes, I'm very close to my family. And being that close to your family, I think you also struggle with how to become your own person. ↗

— Linda Cardellini

#become #being #close #family #how

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. ↗

— Drew Carey

#being #better #celebrity #event #events

You can always tell a novice rider; they aren't comfortable in the saddle and have to hang on. ↗

— Harry Carey, Jr.

#comfortable #hang #novice #rider #saddle

Fear not; and the God of mercies grant a full gale and a fair entry into His kingdom, which may carry sweetly and swiftly over the bar, that you find not the rub of death. ↗

— Donald Cargill

#carry #death #entry #fair #fear

Let's put it this way: if you are a novelist, I think you start out with a 20 word idea, and you work at it and you wind up with a 200,000 word novel. We, picture-book people, or at least I, start out with 200,000 words and I reduce it to 20. ↗

— Eric Carle

#i #i think #idea #least #novel

I'm really a very weak musicologist. Wish it weren't so, but there's only so much you can dig deeply into in one lifetime, as if you hadn't noticed. ↗

— Wendy Carlos

#dig #hadn #i #into #lifetime