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I want to be a matador in the bull market, but not so I can make a killing. Rather, I just want to wear flamboyant and form-fitting pants that emphasize my genitalia as I stroll down Wall Street. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#jarod-kintz #matador #provocative #strange #funny

I've spent my life hearing people trying to apologize for music. ↗

— Mike Figgis

#hearing #i #life #music #my life

I try to squeeze in a workout whenever I can, even if it's doing squats with my 7-month-old in the kitchen or jumping on the trampoline with my 5-year-old. ↗

— Jennie Finch

#even #i #i can #jumping #kitchen

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown. ↗

— Megan Fox

#breakdown #go #i #love #mental

I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#funny #humor #hush-hush #patch-and-nora #funny

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#find #i #internet #love #park

The reflection of the flame in the glass seems to be touching the hand. And you feel the helpless fear of these dismembered parts. This sort of thing can hardly be visualized at the script stage. ↗

— Terence Fisher

#feel #flame #glass #hand #hardly

When I was seven or eight I was really into Cream, really into Led Zeppelin. ↗

— Jon Fishman

#eight #i #into #led #led zeppelin

We now witness the constructive work on a foundation that will endure through the ages. That foundation is the god of science - revealed to us in terms that will harmonize with our intelligence. ↗

— John Fiske

#constructive #endure #foundation #god #harmonize

This is an age of specialization, and in such an age the repertory theater is an anachronism, a ludicrous anachronism. ↗

— Minnie Maddern Fiske

#ludicrous #repertory #specialization #such #theater