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Angel, I have no idea how you can stand this stench,” he said. “Derrel’s been doing this for long enough that I think he doesn’t have any smell receptors left, but you . . . ?” He grimaced as he snapped pictures of the skull and the injury while I held the body in position for him. “You are one tough chick.” Then his eyes crinkled, and even though he had the mask on, I could tell he was grinning at me. “Or maybe you’re seriously sick and twisted, in which case you are so in the right line of work.” I laughed. “Gotta be the second one,” I said. “I’m not tough!


Diana Rowland


#death

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.


Gena Showalter


#funny #zombies #funny

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?


Richard Kadrey


#zombies #humor

Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

It isn't the young men who call to her at night. It's the Forest. It's the whisper of the trees that there's somethine else, outside the fences. That there's still a world that's bigger than any she could ever comprehend and all she has to do is find the strength to go after it.


Carrie Ryan


#men

The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.” “Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies.


Cedric Nye


#jango-s-anthem #quote #zombie-fighter-jango #zombies #zompoc

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.


David Wong


#undead #zombies #movies

The guy just stood there. Hello. There’re zombies everywhere. Try looking behind you, douche canoe.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#movies

Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.


Amanda Hocking


#zombies






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