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#zombies

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Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.


Amanda Hocking


#zombies

I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink.


Ian McClellan


#humor #music #zombies #music

There is another system, more beaded than weather or murder, that is moving up into the province. As Les leaves the chair to investigate his son’s crying a thousand zombies form an alliterative fog around Lake Scugog and beyond, mouthing the words Helen, hello, help. This fog predominates the region; however, other systems compete, bursting and winding with vowels braiding into dipthongs so long that they dissipate across a thousand panting lips. In the suburbs of Barrie, for instance, an alliteration that began with the wail of a cat in heat picked up the consonant “Guh” from a fisherman caught in surprise on Lake Simcoe. The echoing coves of the lake added a sort of meter, and by the time these sounds arrived in Gravenhurst, the people there were certain that a musical was blaring from speakers in the woods. All across the province, zombies, like extras in a crowd scene, imitate a thousand conversations. They open and close their mouths on things and sound is a heavy carpet of mumbling, a pre-production monstrosity. In minutes the Pontypool fog will march on the town of Sunderland and over the barriers south of Lindsay.


Tony Burgess


#zombies #change

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.


J. Cornell Michel


#apocalyptic #importance #important #relationship #relationships

Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan.


Adam Baker


#horror #science-fiction #survival #thriller #zombie

The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse.


David S.E. Zapanta


#corpse #death #rebirth #undead #zombies

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.


Robert Kirkman


#gore #introspective #social-commentary #society #violence

I went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my bedroom. His body probably would’ve crumbled to pieces before he got in, and I had no clue how to get dead guy out of the carpet.


Kelly Hashway


#necromancers #paranormal-ya #zombies #death

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.


Rusty Fischer


#zombies #love

Then I had another one of my well-researched epiphanies. His constant use of Purell, his love of video games, his lack of friends, planet gazing, and flail-run. “You’re a zombie,” I gasped. “No. I’m not,” he said. I went back to the vampire theory.


Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #parody #twilight #vampires #zombies






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