Cheap Confessions

I got a raise a few months ago and I bought a very (and I mean VERY) expensive bottle of wine. Because I can, why not?
Anyway that is not the issue.. I am married and we are very good friends with this other couple. We meet like every other week to go on double dates or meet for game nights. We invited the other couple a few weeks ago and we played board games. As the husband is a wine lover, he noticed the expensive bottle standing in our wine rack. While playing he Monopoly, he suddenly had the briliant idea that the winner would get the wine.
HELL NO! That was so fucking expensive, you dipshit!!
I disagreed, but told them that I would bring the bottle to our next game night.
Game night was yesterday and before we met up, the husband called to make sure that I'd bring the wine.
I would like to confess that I (of course) did not bring MY VERY EXPENSIVE bottle of wine to a stupid game night. I opened the bottle, decanted the wine and poured some really cheap wine into the bottle of the expensive one.
I was so curious to see what'd happen when the self-proclaimed "wine connoisseur" tasted the cheapp booze. Well, as you can guess, he thought it was THE BEST THING HE EVER DRANK. HaHaHaHaHaHa
No one noticed a difference, not even my wife and I am not going to tell her because she was gushing about how generous I was to share this expensive wine with her and our friends. If only she knew...

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I confess that I am only in a relationship with my girlfriend because I am too cheap to spend money on prostitutes.
My girlfriend is rather attractive and we have lots of sex but other than that... I do not have any feelings for her really. That probably would not be that bad if I'd be honest with her and tell her how I feel but I am afraid that she would stop sleeping with me if I would.

I play the happy boyfriend instead and tell her I love her so often. I play the attentive and caring boyfriend and when she starts talking about our future I pretend I am excited. I actually do not plan to stay with this woman forever and I do not care for her hobbies, feelings or anything related to her life. I do, however, care very much about her lovely body.
If I am not interested in spending time with her, I lie and tell her some plausible excuses why we cannot meet up (like I have to work late or something).

In those cases I hang with my guys, we go to bars, strip clubs or I go for a drive on my bike.
When I am home alone and start thinking about it, I might feel a bit bad about the situation... But I simply do not have the money to buy for sex. So that's that.

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