He's a TV producer, a theatrical impresario, and he wants to be treated as Mr. Windsor but when the going gets rough he wants to be treated like a member of the Royal Family.

Andrew Morton may refer to:
Andrew Morton (computer programmer) (born 1959) Linux kernel programmer/coordinator
Andrew Morton (writer) (born 1953) biographer of Diana Princess of Wales Angelina Jolie Madonna amongst others
Andy Morton Australian rugby league footballer
Andrew Morton (1812 - 1881) pioneering doctor and coroner of the Australian Capital Territory and Queanbeyan.