My moods change in the blink of the eye.
Call me a tomboy, I'll punch you in the guts.
Call me emo, I'll cry.
Call me sarcastic, I'll show you my middle finger. It's long and pretty. I think you'll like it.
Call me a jock, I'll spike a volleyball into your face [SIXPACK! I win]
Call me a bully, I'll tease you.
Call me crazy, I'll cackle... and turn inside out... I can do that.
Call me competitive, I'll say, 'Your face is competitive'. I win.
Call me tall, I'll nod and say you are correct.
Call me a muso, I'll make a song about you... an insulting one.
Call me a nerd, I'll hack into your computer and send *censored* emails to all your relatives.
Call me a bitch, I'll call you one back.
Don't try to put me into a group. I'm happier if you just accept me for all my different personalities.
