There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.

Goldman also wrote The Silent Gondoliers under the Morgenstern pseudonym. You don't get many and you can't turn them down. He also continued the fictional details of his own life claiming that his psychiatrist wife had divorced him and his son had grown to have a son of his own.