I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

Faldo's CV boasts (often multiple) successes in high-profile tour events such as the French Open Irish Open Spanish Open the European PGA the British Masters the European Open the Johnnie Walker Classic and the Volvo Masters as well as his Nissan Open Doral Open and Heritage successes in the US. and European tour titles: 36–34. If I had lost I would have needed a very large plaster to patch that one up.

Sir Nicholas Alexander Faldo MBE (born 18 July 1957) is an English professional golfer on the European Tour now mainly an on-air golf analyst. In 2006 Faldo became the lead golf analyst for CBS Sports and in 2012 joined the BBC Sport on-air team. 1 on the Official World Golf Ranking for a total of 98 weeks.