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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh. ↗


— Mike Epps


#call #come #comedy #dealers #down

The heart of a human being is no different from the soul of heaven and earth. In your practice always keep in your thoughts the interaction of heaven and earth, water and fire, yin and yang. ↗


— Morihei Ueshiba


#being #different #earth #fire #heart

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. ↗


— Joseph Epstein


#food #ice #ice cream #like #oneself

To endure the cross is not tragedy; it is the suffering which is the fruit of an exclusive allegiance to Jesus Christ. ↗


— Dietrich Bonhoeffer


#christ #cross #endure #exclusive #fruit

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material. ↗


— Mike Epps


#honest #i #i think #material #out

I believe success is preparation, because opportunity is going to knock on your door sooner or later but are you prepared to answer that? ↗


— Omar Epps


#because #believe #door #going #i

Gifts fall from heaven only in fairy tales. ↗


— Walter Ulbricht


#fairy tales #fall #gifts #heaven #only

I can recall back in 1998, in August of that year, when we had a horrible disaster along the Mexican border in the town of Del Rio. At the time, FEMA was the shining star of the federal government. It's now perceived as many to be the dullest knife in the drawer. Right or wrong, that's the perception. ↗


— Henry Bonilla


#august #back #border #del #disaster

In the next four years, President Bush will continue to keep America safe, our enemies on the run, and our economic progress moving forward. Texas is the home of our President, and we will make sure that is true for another four years. ↗


— Henry Bonilla


#another #bush #continue #economic #forward

What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do. ↗


— Ron Wood


#i #i do #say






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