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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #price #sale #funny

Jem gave her a wistful look. “Must you go? I was rather hoping that you’d stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must.” “I’ll stay,” Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. “I can minister angelically.” “None too convincingly. And you’re not as pretty to look at as Tessa is,” Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow. “How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared it to gazing at the radiance of the sun.” Jem still had his eyes closed. “If they mean that it gives you a headache, they aren’t wrong. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny #jem-carstairs #will-herondale #friendship

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. ↗


— Elizabeth Cruickshank


#funny #oxymoron #sick #twisted #vioolence

Step one: Invade your opponet's mind. This is just like using mind-speak. Try it on me." "That's easy," I said, casting my mental nets toward Dante, ensnaring his mind, and pushing words into his conscious thought. I'm in your mind, having a look around, and it's awfully empty in here. Wiseacre, Dante returned. Nobody says that anymore. Speaking of which, how old are you in Nephilim years? I'd never thought to ask. I swore fealty during Napoleon's invasion of Italy-my homeland. And that was in what year...? Help me out. I'm not a history buff. Dante smiled. 1796. Wow. You're old. ↗


— Becca Fitzpatrick


#dante-and-nora #dante-mazzaratti #finale #funny #hush-hush

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. ↗


— Dakota Cassidy


#hearing #humor #insanity #richter-scale #funny

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#internet #love #valentines-day #funny

You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. “They really know their stuff. . . .” “Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly. “No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . . ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#funny #george-weasley #useless-talents #funny

As a salesman, it’s not enough to be able to sell a toilet to a man who’s got to pee. You’ve got to make him pay you for the privilege of pissing his pants. Don’t sell him a toilet. Don’t sell him pants. Sell him a privilege. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#privilege #salesman #sell #funny

People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy? ↗


— Ysabeau S. Wilce


#twilight #van-halen #funny

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible. ↗


— Anthony Horowitz


#funny #funny






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