#all

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

I really do know football. ↗

— Aisha Tyler

#i #know #really

I went to Israel when the missiles were falling there. ↗

— David Dinkins

#i #israel #missiles #went #were

The people really are what make New York City great. ↗

— David Dinkins

#great #make #new #new york #new york city

I always wanted to be a basketball player. ↗

— Ronnie James Dio

#ball player #basketball #basketball player #i #i always

Writing and thinking is not economically sustainable. ↗

— Jaron Lanier

#sustainable #thinking #writing

Saddam's fate should be in the hands of his country men. They were the major victims of his brutal reign and should decide his life, death, or permanent imprisonment. Personally, I would lock him away forever. ↗

— Ronnie James Dio

#brutal #country #death #decide #fate

Winning teams have the least amount of distractions. They have a really tight group of people working towards the same common goal. ↗

— Larry Dixon

#common #common goal #distractions #goal #group

I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did. ↗

— Leonardo DiCaprio

#chance #did #get #get married #going

Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there. ↗

— Joe DiMaggio

#belong #kids #league #major #major league