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The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.


Chris Thrall


#chris-thrall #crystal-meth #drugs #eating-smoke #hong-kong

Language exists less to record the actual than to liberate the imagination.


Anthony Burgess


#j-g-ballard #literature #science-fiction #writing #imagination

A hallucination is a species of reality, as capable of teaching you as a videotape about Kilimanjaro or anything else that falls through your life.


Terence McKenna


#imagination #reality #imagination

Some time later there was a knock at his door. He was surprised to find it was now evening and the room was quite dark. The knock sounded again. The landlord was at the door. The landlord began to talk, but Strange could not understand him. This was because the man had a pineapple in his mouth. How he had managed to cram the whole thing in there, Strange could not imagine. Green, spiky leaves emerged slowly out of his mouth and then were sucked back in again as he spoke. Strange wondered if perhaps he ought to go and fetch a knife or a hook and try and fish the pineapple out, in case the landlord should choke. But at the same time he did not care much about it. 'After all,' he thought with some irritation, 'it is his own fault. He put it there.


Susanna Clarke


#humor #pineapple #humor

Do not believe anything merely because you are told it is so, because others believe it, because it comes from Tradition, or because you have imagined it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect. Believe, take for your doctrine, and hold true to that, which, after serious investigation, seems to you to further the welfare of all beings. (47)


Jean-Yves Leloup


#belief #believe #doctrine #teachers #teaching

Pet, I give you permission to be as vocal as you wish, because I am going to blow your mind in a few minutes and I want to hear how much you enjoy the ride.


Kallypso Masters


#kallypso-masters #nobody-s-angel #pets

Yeah, she is great. I spent the whole week with her." "Doing what?" I asked, catching a growl before it left my throat. "Aw, you're cute when you're jealous.


Andrea Cremer


#shay #cute

You're barely older than me.' 'Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.


H.P. Mallory


#grammar-fail #grammar

I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.


Tara Gilesbie


#my-immortal #unintentionally-funny #funny

How often do you find yourself saying, “In a minute”, “I’ll get to it” or “Tomorrow’s good enough” and every other possible excuse in the book? Compare it with how often you decide it’s got to be done, so let’s get on and do it! That should tell you just how serious your procrastinating problem really is.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone






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