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CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.


Gena Showalter


#funny #humor #funny

Sometimes, there aren't any good choices. Sometimes, making the right one is hard... It's funny, but when you think about it, we're all broken. That's what life does. It knocks you down and breaks you and you either get back up again, or you don't. You either do things on your terms, or you don't. You let the bad things win, or you don't." "You either let it break you, or you don't.


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#teen-fantasy #funny

He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain and the car beeped and the doors locked. "That's it?" He looked up. "Sorry?" "Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We're not exactly in a good part of town." "It's got a car alarm." "Don't you, like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?" "No. It's a pretty good car alarm.


Derek Landy


#skulduggery #skulduggery-pleasant #funny

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly, And Live With Passion.


Andy Vogt


#erotic-massage #humor #massage #mysteries #paperbacks

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.


Kaylea Cross


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

Low-functioning savants don’t qualify to be human calculators, just ballpark announcers.


Bauvard


#humor #savant-syndrome #funny

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.


Criss Jami


#attraction #fantasy #funny #funny-but-true #gallant

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance


Alison Wong


#chinese #england #english #funny #love

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows






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