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Red tape is being mishandled as government wrapping paper. We should be putting it over politicians’ mouths instead. ↗


— Bauvard


#government #humor #politicians #red-tape #funny

I look at him ready to cry again. Not out of pain. Not out of need. But because his words rub that part of my soul that suffers, that wants to be explored like a virgin land that has remained intact for centuries and craves to be occupied, appreciated and transformed. ↗


— Aileen Rose


#bdsm-paranormal #erotic-romance #shapeshifters #erotic-romance

Maybe all the strings inside him broke. ↗


— John Green


#paper #paper-towns #quentin #towns #john-green

It wasn't a sign of weakness to tell what happened to me. I feel guilt no longer, only regret. The other emotions are coming around too. How much further do I need to go? I'm not sure, but there is comfort in the fact that I am in the hands of expert guides, both in the doctor's office and at home with Sue. ↗


— Charles L. Bailey Jr.


#guilt #healing #journey #onion #painful

She looked at her hand: Just some hand, holding a cheap pen. Some girls’ hand. She had nothing to do with that hand. Let that hand do whatever it wanted to. ↗


— Cynthia Voigt


#freedom #girl #incest #pen #rape

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#severus-snape #humor

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried. ↗


— John Green


#humor #paper-towns #humor

Of course anyone who truly loves books buys more of them than he or she can hope to read in one fleeting lifetime. A good book, resting unopened in its slot on a shelf, full of majestic potentiality, is the most comforting sort of intellectual wallpaper. ↗


— David Quammen


#david-quammen #wallpaper #love

I have to return some videotapes ↗


— Bret Easton Ellis


#bale #bret #christian #easton #ellis

She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at this school... ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #newspaper #rita-skeeter #snape #humor






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