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I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Record’s for something ridiculous like juggling poison-tipped porcupines, playing the piano blindfolded while tightrope walking in tights, or throwing a rubber ball in a circular rim adorned with a dangling white nylon net.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #guinness-book-of-world-records #piano #funny

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought...


Janette Rallison


#basketball #fall #falling #funny #gymastics

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen Kagura: My love ! Kyo Sohma: My shirt!


Natsuki Takaya


#fruits-basket #funny #kagura #kyo #funny

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.


Natsuki Takaya


#humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #shigure #humor

It's because you're like that that you're still a virgin, you know.


Natsuki Takaya


#humor #kyo #manga #natsuki-takaya #uotani

The wish of peeking at women showering is also a kind of romance.


Natsuki Takaya


#humor

I try to imagine keeping something like that a secret for my whole life. It would be like always wearing a mask over your face, which everyone believed was the real you. You would be the only person who knew it wasn't--and who knew that you could never take it off.


Liz Kessler


#imagination

I tossed my shoulders and swaggered away, whistling with pleasure. In the gutter I saw a long cigaret butt. I picked it up without shame, lit it as I stood with one foot in the gutter, puffed it and exhaled toward the stars. I was an American, and goddamn proud of it.


John Fante


#fante #humor #inspirational #satire #humor

Why does that kid think so highly of himself?" "Kids that think they're so smart.They're everywhere! Destroy is self-esteem!" "Yes...I really do think highly of myself.People like me should get a taste of the ups and downs of life! Sorry I'm so envious.I will reflect upon this. Please don't be angry. "Ah..um.." "There, I said it now. Are you satisfied?" ........ "Bye bye!" Beat him.....Beat him until he reaches heaven...!!! -random people and Hiro-chan


Natsuki Takaya


#basket #beat #chan #envious #fruit

Because if you stay true to yourself and live your life boldly, someday you might be able to meet someone who will want to eat takoyaki with you more than anyone else.


Natsuki Takaya


#life






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