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When it comes to social consequences, they've got all different people acting in different ways, very difficult to even have a proper criterion of success. So, it's a difficult task.


George Soros


#comes #consequences #criterion #different #different people

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.


E. W. Howe


#annoy #anything #appropriate #asking #friend

Hatsuharu Sohma: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you. [addressing the audience] Hatsuharu Sohma: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home. Kyo Sohma: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?


Natsuki Takaya


#funny #funny

Hi Liz! You're home!" I replied, my voice louder than it probably should've been. "Hey, how's it going?" she asked, her eyes narrowing and moving shiftily from me to Peter and back. "It's going good. Even better. Is it? Yeah, I guess. Good. Really good. Totally better," I babbled, while Peter could only manage a raised hand in greeting and a weird phrase like, "Down the basement." Liz rolled her eyes and trudged off, calling back as she vanished from view, "I want the results of pregnancy tests from both of you by the time I get out of the shower!


Hayden Thorne


#masks-series #superheroes #home

Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!" Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake." Ayame: "As long as we spend time together." Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself.


Natsuki Takaya


#fruits-basket #humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #yuki

I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.” - Takumi


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #strawberry-hill #takumi #humor

The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't.


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #humor

The climate of Barrow is Arctic. Temperatures range from cold as shit to fucking freezing.


Steve Niles


#cold #humor #humor

That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #imagination

This will help us next year with the World Cup. I can imagine a lot of visitors from abroad will be here and asking what happened between 1933 and 1945. A lot of that will come up. I think this will make an important contribution to those discussions.


Otto Schily


#asking #between #come #contribution #cup






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