#baby

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ↗

— Ronald Reagan

#baby #big #canal #end #government

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. ↗

— Paul Reiser

#dragged #having #having a baby #kicking #me

Is advertising a profession, like law or medicine? How many new parents clutch their baby to their breast and declare, 'I want this child to grow up to be a media planner'? ↗

— Jef I. Richards

#baby #child #clutch #declare #grow

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. ↗

— Nicole Richie

#everything #i #life #my life #now

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#baby #bath #i #knew #radio

My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective. ↗

— Tim Robbins

#baby #described #ever #father #i

People talk about this Julia Roberts almost like it's a cup of Pepsi. People think Julia Roberts is something they created. The fact is, 26 years ago, there was this scrunched-up little pink baby named Julia Roberts. I am a girl, like anybody else. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#ago #almost #am #anybody #baby

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ↗

— Will Rogers

#baby #come #congress #country #feel

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. ↗

— Al Roker

#both #come #could #courtney #daughter

I was never a girl who dreamed about what her wedding day would be like, but I've always dreamed about decorating my baby's nursery. ↗

— Rebecca Romijn

#always #baby #day #decorating #dreamed