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If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?


Voltaire


#optimism #satire #satire

Keep a light, hopeful heart. But ­expect the worst.


Joyce Carol Oates


#hope #optimism #pessimism #pragmatism #worst

A strong man does not succumb to pressures, he knows that without pressures he will not find pleasures and so he will not be made.


Jaachynma N.E. Agu


#book-reading #gifts #greatnesstness #jaachynma #nobility

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you, Hazel Grace


John Green


#best-book-ever #cute #funny #humour #john-green

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.


Bill Watterson


#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #procrastination #procrastination

I didn't know that, you take your coffee seriously, dont you?' 'Every morning, I run to the coffeemaker like a soldier returning to a lost love after the war.


Lisa Kleypas


#love

And Robespierre, the Incorruptible, who loved us so much he cut off our heads so we would not be troubled by too many thoughts


Jennifer Donnelly


#robespierre #love

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin


Bill Watterson


#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #funny #song #funny

So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?


K.A. Mitchell


#boyfriend #ever #funny #high #humor

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.


Banksy


#obesity #statistics #humor






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