#birth

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#correct #life #mistake #spend #trying

If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays. ↗

— Prince

#birthdays #look #you

They fail to recognize the broad biological principle that organic material is constantly being recycled. Everything has a time of being - a birth, a life span, and a death. ↗

— Dixie Lee Ray

#biological #birth #broad #constantly #death

Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal. ↗

— Cecile Richards

#ago #birth #birth control #control #founded

So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It's like we woke up in a bad episode of 'Mad Men.' ↗

— Cecile Richards

#against #bad #birth #birth control #control

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #birth control #control #just #leave

I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. ↗

— Andy Roddick

#go #i #open #sit #used

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! ↗

— Norman Rockwell

#around #birthdays #caught #celebration #fool